Funny Marijuana Strain Names

Marijuana is not just known to give those strange, funny feeling after smoking or using, some of the strains that are currently available on the market come with the funniest names ever conceived. This has led to a lot of people thinking – what the hell were the makers of these strains thinking when they gave these strains these names? Some are somewhat absurd – out of this world, while some are just plainly interesting, funny and witty. Here are 10 funny marijuana strain names in the cannabis world.

Alaskan Thunderfuck

Guess what? This strain is not just ****ing amazing, but also quite funny as well. It gives that kind of sensation in your brain right after inhaling. For this reason, it is also considered as one of the strongest sativa strains currently available on the market these days.

Key Features:

  • Type: Sativa Dominant
  • Flavor: Earthy, Woody, Pine
  • Difficulty: Moderate
  • Height: <30 inches
  • Flowering Time: 7 to 9 weeks

Cataract Kush

Perhaps you are thinking that the main reason why this strain got this name is because it primarily cures cataract. Well, no. As a matter of fact, it is very strong that it actually makes you feel like you are experiencing cataracts in your eyes. This is the reason why it is not really recommended for first time smokers because it has the tendency to make you feel like you are blind.

Key Features:

  • Type:Indica
  • Flavor: Pungent, Earthy, Herbal/Spicy
  • Difficulty: Easy
  • Height: ~4 feet
  • Flowering Time: ~60 days

Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien

Sounds like that Chinese martial arts film, right? This name apparently has something to do with the kind of high that it gives. This strain is a combination of Tiger’s Milk and Starfighter. It is a full indica strain which gives a fully body relaxing sensation. It also provides an amazing heavy sedation, which may probably be the reason why it can easily turn you into a hidden alien.

Key Features:

  • Flavor: Earthy, Pine, Herbal/Spicy
  • Difficulty: Moderate
  • Height: 30 to 78 inches
  • Flowering Time: 7 to 9 weeks

Afghooey

This strain also goes by the name Afgoo, which may be because of its gooey features. It has fluffy and light buds that are filled with crystals, making you feel gooey and soft on the inside. It is a hybrid strain which is super strong, giving you the best of both the indica and sativa varieties. As a sugary version of an Afghan strain, this strain can certainly turn a very stressful day into a sweet and adventurous one.

Key Features:

  • Type: 80%Indica 20% Sativa
  • Flavor: Earthy, Sweet, Woody
  • Difficulty: Moderate
  • Height: 30 to 78 inches
  • Flowering Time: 7 to 9 weeks

Girl Scout Cookies

What makes the name of this strain funny is because you can get your way out of having one at home just by making an excuse that you are buying for yourself some “Girl Scout cookies”. As such, it is one of the cleverest names given to strains. This strain will easily lock you on your seat for most of the day, just like when you are eating your favorite cookies.

Key Features:

  • Type: 60% Indica 40% Sativa
  • Flavor: Sweet, Earthy, Pungent
  • Difficulty: Moderate
  • Height: <30 inches
  • Flowering Time: 7 to 9 weeks

Purple Urkle

If you are quite familiar with the TV show “Family Matters”, and you have spent some time with older people in your home, most likely you know who Steve Urkle is. This strain perfectly depicts his character, geeky and odd. This strain is known to treat issue such as insomnia, and is praised despite having this kind of name.

Key Features:

  • Type: 50% Sativa 50% Indica
  • Flavor: Grape, Berry, Sweet
  • Difficulty: Moderate
  • Height: 30 inches to 78 inches
  • Flowering Time: 7 to 9 weeks

Green Crack

“Hey, have you got green crack?” Hearing this question can somewhat sound funny. However, only those who knows that it really is can decode the meaning behind this funny strain name. It is a one-of-a-kind strain that gives that focus and energy as it further induces that invigorating brain buzz that can help you get going throughout the entire day.

Key Features:

  • Type: 75% Indica 25% Sativa
  • Flavor: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet
  • Difficulty: Easy
  • Height: <78 inches
  • Flowering Time: 7 to 9 weeks

Purple Monkey Balls

As what the name of this strain suggests, Purple Monkey Balls comes with big, purple-colored, rounded shape buds. The nuggets also have a pleasant sweet grape and skunk smell, making it really potent, with several medicinal applications. It is advisable for use during day and evening time, for both recreational and medicinal use, thanks to its uplifting effects. It is also known to alleviate depression and stress, while also helping with pain relief.

Key Features:

  • Type: 75%Indica
  • Flavor: Earthy, Grape, Skunk
  • Difficulty: Moderate
  • Height: ~
  • Flowering Time: 7 to 9 weeks

Cat Piss

Now, who would want to try some ‘cat piss’? Still, don’t let the name of this name distract you. It is a sativa dominant strain which can give you that pleasant and chilled vibration. The name apparently came from its sour and sweet taste. While the effect is attractive, the taste is not.

Key Features:

  • Type: 75% Sativa
  • Flavor: Ammonia, Pungent, Earthy
  • Difficulty: Moderate
  • Height: ~
  • Flowering Time: 55 to 65 days

Dopium

Dopium is another funny name for a strain. It does not keep the drug friends or teenagers away. If you are wondering which to choose between dope and opium, why not explore both in this strain? It offers a mellow and relaxing hybrid smoke.

Key Features:

  • Type: 90% Sativa 10% Indica
  • Flavor: Earthy, Pine, Pungent
  • Difficulty: Moderate
  • Height: ~
  • Flowering Time: ~70 days

Bearing the funniest names ever in the marijuana world does not mean that these strains are worth laughing at. On the contrary, they are given explosive names because of the explosive features that they possess. Quite witty, yes, but these names represent the quality of strains that they are.